Had a pissing contest with a cheap bottle of Scotch tonight.

OK it got the best of me but I can take an Ass kicking. Next time I’m bringing a gun to a knife fight. I’m not going to take that crap lying down!


I Need Love!

My recent conversation with the clerk at the local Love Store outlet.

” Hi. I will have three packs of The Look of Love and three of the Feeling of Love, four packs of I’m in Love please. Go ahead and throw in two cases of The Touch of Love and two cases of Falling in Love and two cases of Memories of Love. While you are at it sorry but can you add a box of Holding Hands with Love”

Hey I am sorry. I will just take everything you have on the shelf. I Need Love!”