Obama and Noah’s ark.

Why would Obama not be allowed on Noah’s Ark?

Noah was a racist. No.

He didn’t have a ticket. No that is not it either.

There are no other jackasses like him. Yep that is it.


A dickhead gets into a hip nightclub.

So this guy, a real dickhead, was trying and trying night after night to get into a hip nightclub. He would wait in line outside the place but the doorman would never let him in. “Must be because he thinks I am a dickhead” the guy thought.

Finally after months of waiting in line outside the nightclub the doorman pointed at the dickhead and said what he had been hoping to hear night after night for months. The doorman pointed at him and said “You’re In! (sound it out)