The reluctant curmudgeon compliments his female companion
Companion: I have been working out. I bought these new pants. How do I look?
Curmudgeon: Wow honey you lost some weight! You look good.
Companion : “I did?” she says with a surprised smile.
Curmudgeon: Yea. Turn around and let me have a look at you.
His companion spins with a light happy spin. As her backside faces him…
Curmudgeon: Oh there it is. I found it.