Compliments from a reluctant curmudgeon

The reluctant curmudgeon compliments his female companion

Companion: I have been working out. I bought these new pants. How do I look?

Curmudgeon: Wow honey you lost some weight! You look good.

Companion : “I did?” she says with a surprised smile.

Curmudgeon: Yea. Turn around and let me have a look at you.

His companion spins with a light happy spin. As her backside faces him…

Curmudgeon: Oh there it is. I found it.