Wife. Where do you want to eat lunch today?
Me. I don’t care.
Wife. Then this Chinese place I heard about in San Francisco.
Me. No. I don’t want Chinese. It is all carbs and I don’t want to eat too many carbs. Also it is hard to find parking there.
Wife. Then lets go to Daly City and have crab at Wu’s Resturaunt.
Me. Is that Chinese? Sounds Chinese. I don’t want too many carbs.
Wife. No. It’s not.
Me. Sounds Chinese to me. What type of people work there?
Me. Same thing. And why do you keep choosing places that are too far away?
Epilogue. We drove even farther than Daly City and had Filipino food. Lots of carbs.