Its Mom ‘s special day. Her Son is taking her out.
Out for a walk and a picnic on the glorious Alfred Zampa bridge no less.
That proud monument spanning the Carquinez Strait, honoring the working men and women who built this country.
A very special place for her Son’s special girl. She will enjoy herself as she did when she was young. Her Son knows about her incontinence and assured her he doesn’t mind.
“Look Son Look” she says excitedly.” “They have free handbags for the taking!”
But her Son decides these are not good enough for His special Mom and they begin their walk.
For a special day a special drink and her son breaks out the good stuff. No waste container near – no problem. Someone else will pick it up.
“Son I feel my stomach acting up” Mom wispers.
“Don’t worry about it Mom” her son says to his Mother as Mom’s little secret comes out.
“Mom I bought you a present and just leave the wrapper there. I am sure nobody will mind”.
Mom’s stomach acts up again but the son is sure nobody will mind.
What a wonderful day for a Son’s special lady and a walk on the Al Zampa bridge. That monument to the proud working men and women who built this country.
And how nice it was for that Son Of A Bitch to take his Mom out for a walk.