OK it got the best of me but I can take an Ass kicking. Next time I’m bringing a gun to a knife fight. I’m not going to take that crap lying down!
My recent conversation with the clerk at the local Love Store outlet.
” Hi. I will have three packs of The Look of Love and three of the Feeling of Love, four packs of I’m in Love please. Go ahead and throw in two cases of The Touch of Love and two cases of Falling in Love and two cases of Memories of Love. While you are at it sorry but can you add a box of Holding Hands with Love”
Hey I am sorry. I will just take everything you have on the shelf. I Need Love!”
Having trouble having a vowel movement this morning.
It occurred to me that most of my memories are rather blurry pictures with feelings or emotions attached.
I was there at the time seeing with my eyes and analyzing with my brain but the memories were recorded within my heart’s mind.
I am going to give thinking and acting with my heart’s mind for a few days and see how it goes.
Why would Obama not be allowed on Noah’s Ark?
Noah was a racist. No.
He didn’t have a ticket. No that is not it either.
There are no other jackasses like him. Yep that is it.
So this guy, a real dickhead, was trying and trying night after night to get into a hip nightclub. He would wait in line outside the place but the doorman would never let him in. “Must be because he thinks I am a dickhead” the guy thought.
Finally after months of waiting in line outside the nightclub the doorman pointed at the dickhead and said what he had been hoping to hear night after night for months. The doorman pointed at him and said “You’re In! (sound it out)
Will you bring me a souvenir from there?