The pot calling the kettle black

Habilitation

My recent try at habilitation didn’t stick and unfortunately I have fallen off the wagon. I will try it a second time. What is it called when you try it a second time?

Star San

I found this little fellow in a bucket of Star San that I use to clean my home brewery. I have the cleanest lizard in town and glad to know Star San is relatively harmless.

Smoking

Life is a drag and then it is gone. A wisp of grey, sweet as a song.

Three comments from the curmudgeon

The most boring series on Netflix is “Fishing with John”. So boring it puts fish to sleep.

Poor John Hinkley Jr. Imaging his disappointment after finding out Jodie Foster is a lesbian.

Note to chubby chicks. Gorging yourself does not make you gorgeous.

Most overused phrase in the news media

“Our hearts and prayers are with the _ _ _”

California Zoological Classification

The State of California is an Ass.